Photo of the Day- 02february2009

Michael Phelps SMOKED ‘EM!

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This SHOCKING photo came out today.

It is a picture of Michael Phelps at a party smoking a bong. I know what you are thinking, “I am SHOCKED that Olympic Champion Michael Phelps is smoking a bong!”

But THAT’S not the shocking part….

Following are 3 different ways I would like to make fun of this…

#1

I mean, do you remember the Michael Phelps diet?

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The shocking part is not that he is smoking a bong but that he actually had a prescription for the marijuana. It’s true, it is medicinal marijuana. He used it as an appetite enhancer. How else do you think he was able to eat 12,000 calories a day?!?!?!?

#2

…But THAT’S not the shocking part….

The shocking part is that it wasn’t actually a moment of poor judgment at some frat party in South Carolina, it was actually a Tiger Woods style Tag Heuer Watch magazine ad.

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Seriously, check it out…

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In their defense, the watch is more noticeable in the Michael Phelps ad than the Tiger Woods ad but the bong is a little distracting..

and

#3

But THAT’S not the shocking part….

The shocking part is how fast this is influencing our nation’s cats. For example, my cat, Princess Prissy McPurrsalot of Lichtenstein, once an upstanding citizen of The Democratic Republic of Dupresia, now she is… well…

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… letting herself go.

“Pulling a Phelps” if you will.

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NOTE: This is not really my cat, but it looks a lot like her. HERE.

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2 Responses to “Photo of the Day- 02february2009”

  1. coffee Says:

    Phelps might have made alienated a few people with that pot-smoking picture, but i think he might have gained the support of another huge group of people to take their place

  2. cheyenne Says:

    amazingly funny

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