You guys all know pitchman Vince Offer for his infamous ShamWOW! commercials, but did you know he also pitches another product?

The Slap Chop.

It’s a slicer, dicer, chopper that he has been selling. It’s legit, he wears an apron and everything. Check out the video and tell me you don’t want to buy it.

And listen close to some of the gems he throws out.

“You know it’s good because it’s made in Germany and you know Germans always make good stuff.”


“…but you have to call now because you know we can’t do this all day.”

don’t compare to a couple of things he is gonna say in this one.

So sit back and enjoy, “you’re gonna be in a great mood all day because you are going to be slapping all your troubles away.”

The Slap Chop video…



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5 Responses to “SLAP CHOP!”

  1. Allison Says:

    A few more:

    “Stop having a boring tune, stop having a boring life.”
    “You’re gonna love my nuts.”
    “We’re gonna make America skinny again! One slap at a time.”

  2. liza Says:

    My favorites: Tuna salad will make your life exciting, and “You’re going to love my nuts.” Fantastic.

  3. Zach Says:

    I knew I had heard about him in the news lately and I found this on Wikipedia:

    On February 7, 2009, Vince Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Offer, who appears in police reports under his real name Vince Shlomi, contended that he struck the prostitute when she “bit his tongue and would not let go”.

  4. Sarah Says:

    Jason hates it when I “slap my troubles away”.

  5. Anonymous [ha! Name required] Says:

    I never heard the “You know it’s good because it’s made in Germany and you know Germans always make good stuff.”

    But… You’re gonna love my nuts!!

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