Photo of the Day- 12may2009

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12may2009- Newly Remodeled

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This is the Adult Video Store on Rossville Boulevard downtown. I passed it today on the way to the recycling center and I noticed the “Newly Remodeled Under New Management” sign.

Which made me laugh.

I appreciate how the “new management” thinks that his customers will be impressed with the adult video store being “newly remodeled”.

The following is a conversation that will never happen in this establishment:

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New Manager: Hey, welcome to the adult video store.

Customer: Hey…. wait, you are new aren’t you?

New Manager: Yes, yes, I am. My name is Frank, I’m the new manager.

Customer: Well, it’s nice to meet you. Hey…. wait… did you redecorate in here? New paint or something?

New Manager: Yes, yes I did…. thanks for noticing! I painted the walls with a faux plaster technique to give it that Tuscan feel. They were having one of those Do-It-Yourself Seminars down at Lowe’s the last time I was down there and they were doing this great technique (sweeps his arm Vanna White style)… I saw it and thought I just have to learn this, I can use this at my porn shop.

Customer: Wow! Well, that was an afternoon well spent, the place looks great.

New Manager: I see you have a couple videos there, are you ready to check out?

Customer: Yes…. wait, I think I will get this new video here, Under The Tuscan Son with Diane Layin’.  This remodel has inspired me to a whole new level of pervertedness.

aaaaaaaand scene.

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That is never going to happen.

And if he is really concerned about increasing his property’s appeal, he needs to improve his Curb Appeal.

I learned that on HGTV.

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2 Responses to “Photo of the Day- 12may2009”

  1. sister-sledge Says:

    all i can say is that’s hilarious!

  2. amber j Says:

    Wow, so we have yet another witty chattanoogan blogger.

    Just what chattanooga needs, because they don’t have enough already.

    Sigh.

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