The Kevin Show DVD

The Kevin Show DVD Now Available!

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Suggested Retail Price– $10 donation *

NOTE: You can donate up to $1,000,000.00 but please no more.

Check out the Infomercial Below…

HOW TO ORDER:

There are several ways…

You can leave a comment here.

You can text me or call me: (423) 243-6536

You can email me: kevklewis@hotmail.com

You can call Ridgedale Baptist Church: (423) 499-0994

You can MySpace or Facebook me.

You can get creative and send a carrier pigeon or singing telegram.

NOTE: IMPORTANT information to include: Name, Number, Address, and Favorite Color.

*Please make ALL checks payable to Ridgedale Baptist Church.

Product Details:

  • Actors: Kevin K Lewis, Burt Reynolds
  • Format: Color, DVD-Video, NTSC
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only.)
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rating:
  • Studio: Ridiculous Productions
  • DVD Release Date: November 18, 2008
  • Run Time: 82 minutes
  • Average Customer Review:

  • ASIN: B007221AVCFGK

The Kevin Show DVD FAQ

Q: Why should I buy the DVD?

A: Many of you saw the show live and have expressed interest in purchasing a DVD if and only if you are actually ON the DVD. Well let me assure you that each and everyone of you are on the DVD. You are featured prominently on the DVD. We had many, many cameras rolling and we have many audience reaction shots where you are laughing or pretending to look interested. In the “extras” there is one continuous 5 minute shot of you, EACH of you, so you can see what I saw as you saw what you saw. It is truly the next generation of DVD awesomeness.

Many of you were not able to be there. This is your chance to watch the show and then pretend as if you were there. At first, most likely, I will know you are lying but over time reality and fiction will mix and blend together and before long I will think you were there and that will for sure get you on my Christmas card list once I get married and my wife starts making me do that.

Q: What if there is money leftover after you pay your medical bills?

A: I will totally buy you ice cream.

Unless you are lactose intolerant and then I will buy you sherbert.

Q: I only speak Spanish, should I order a copy of this DVD?

A: First of all… Hola. Secondly, yes, of course you should buy it. There is a lady in the corner of the screen doing sign language at all times so you should have no problem understanding the video.

Q: I was actually looking to buy Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 which came out November 18th as well but I clicked on this instead…. could you tell me where I could get that?

A: Yes, and don’t worry, this is a very common mistake. To purchase a copy of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 on DVD or blu-ray just click HERE.

Q: This isn’t like the Jelly of the Month Club is it where you send me some DVD I don’t want every month and then charge my credit card is it?

A: Yes, but you can cancel at any time.

Q: I read the book, am I going to be disappointed with the movie.

A: I think, again, you are thinking of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2... you should click HERE.

Q: I don’t know you, will I still think this is funny?

A: Absolutely! Not knowing me is way funnier than knowing me.

Q: Is it true that Angelina Jolie was at your DVD release party?

A: No… I think you are thinking of the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party… or Angela Lansbury. Angela Lansbury was at my DVD release party.

Q: I am not really into comedy… is there anything on this DVD for me?

A: Yes, disc B is dedicated entirely to the ancient Japanese art of origami. You will, if nothing else, learn how to make a paper swan.

Q: I have heard that this DVD is an excellent stocking stuffer but I live in Holland and fill wooden shoes with candy at Christmas… will this fit into a wooden shoe?

A: Depends on how big your foot is.

Q: Is this DVD waterproof?

A: Yes, up to 100 feet.

Q: My son really wants a frisbee for Christmas… is this a legitimate 2-in-1 device like a spork or should I just get him a frisbee?

A: I feel more comfortable in comparing this DVD to a Chinese throwing star than I do a frisbee so I do not feel comfortable in recommending you give it to him as a frisbee.

NOTE: Kids these days are way more into Chinese throwing stars than they are frisbees.

Q: I lost my case for my Weekend at Bernies DVD… I’m worried it will get scratched. Is there any way you can just send me one of the plastic cases The Kevin Show DVD would come in?

A: Uhh… sure.

Q: I am related to you… does that mean that I am obligated to buy one of these DVDs?

A: Oh yes, most definitely.

Q: Do you offer a money back guarantee?

A: Yes, of course. Less shipping and handling and the cost of the DVD, obviously.

Q: Do you offer any special incentives that would entice me to buy this DVD when I probably wouldn’t otherwise do so?

A: Yes, for the first time in the history of the world you will get not only a top quality DVD with case, easy to read menu guide, and Buy 1 Get 1 FREE Dragon Museum coupon… but you also get to decorate your very own DVD label. Instead of some fancy smancy DVD label with unnecessary information about movie length or production company, you will get a DVD label with your very own paint by number Mona Lisa. It’s true. YOU get to design your very own personalized masterpiece…

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and THAT by itself is worth getting this DVD.

Paints, The Number 6, and DVD Player NOT Included.

NOTE: Your paint by numbers painting should look like this:

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Although, it might be cooler if it looked like this…

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9 Responses to “The Kevin Show DVD”

  1. maggie Says:

    I would like 2 please.

  2. The Kevin Show DVD « KevinTheCoolGuy.com Says:

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  3. Kristyl Roberts Says:

    Just when I think you can’t get anymore ridiculous, you come through again!!

  4. Zach Says:

    Don’t tell Chad I said this, again, but you are the funniest person I know.

  5. Greg Says:

    I will take one!!

  6. Photo of the Day- 10december2008 « KevinTheCoolGuy.com Says:

    […] My bed, pictured here, was in the Christmas Carol skit at last Sunday Night’s Christmas Program. My grand-me-down couch was featured in a Choo-Choo Exteriors commercial. My recliner, television, grand-me-down couch, and pretty much my whole living room was the set for The Kevin Show (now available on dvd). […]

  7. Twinkie Says:

    Kevin K Will you be in town to sign DVD’s Shirtless or in your 1.25 sport coat anytime soon…….YOU SO PRETTY…….

    • kevinthecoolguy Says:

      OF COURSE!!!

      i will be available to sign a copy shirtless anytime. well, actually, if we could schedule the 1.25 sport coat signing first and give me a little more time to get into “shirtless shape” that might be best…

  8. Photo of the Day- 11feb2010 « KevinTheCoolGuy.com Says:

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